the other day i ordered a red bull at a resturaunt, and the waitress who i kinda know because my dad happenes to work at the resturaunt was like "Why do you like Red Bull so much?" and I just screamed "IT GIVES ME ENERGY!!!!!!!!!" No one else was in there except the staff, so it isn't as embarrasing as it sounds lol.
I was in the locker room changing into my gym clothes, and my friend was having trouble with a stuck zipper on her jeans. And of course I had to be like "Is it hard getting out of your tight-ass jeans?"
My friends know some parts of LBTM/LBB songs just because I sing them so much, and my friend had a Long Blonde Hair-esque dilema. This blonde chick stole her boyfriend, blah blah blah. So we were walking in the hallway and she sees the girl and she's like "Maddy, I have an idea..." and she walks up to the girl and starts saying "Lemme ask you sumthin'... does the patch match? 'Cuz I know him and it's not just about long blonde hair, it's about short blonde hair too!" I nearly DIED laughing! I mean, come on, wouldn't you?

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